My response to all of this tummy-tuck nonsense

NYT "The Baremidriff" article

Muffin Top
My muffin top is all that
Whole grain, low fat
I know you wanna piece of that
But I just wanna dance

Ch-checking out my sweet hips
My sugar coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance

So back up off of me
You're weirding me out

Everyone knows the most delicious
Part of the muffin is the top

My muffin top is all that
Whole grain, low fat
I know you wanna piece of that
But I just wanna dance

Ch-checking out my sweet hips
My sugar coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance

So back up off of me
You're weirding me out

I'm an independent lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
But if you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top

Checking out my sweet hips
My sugar coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance
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